Duel Love: Soft porn on your DS!

Duel Love: Scrub that Boy!

As most gamers know, there’s a lot of video games out there that basically parades as soft porn for guys, especially in Japan, where it’s fairly common to buy “video games” that consists of looking at big-breasted girls in various stages of bikiniwear.

Now it’s the girls’ (and my) turn!

Duel Love is a video game by Namco Bandai about a girl in high school who supposedly discovers a secret fight club among the boys there. After each fight, the girl (you) hangs out with the (shirtless) boy and some dialog akin to porn dialog is exchanged with the effect of, “Wow, I am really sweaty…” and sweat starts forming on the boy. Your job is to wipe the sweat off the boy, after which he asks you to go home with him (for more, uh…sweat wiping).

And there are also shower scenes where you get to blow to clear away the steam. Heh, heh, I said, “Blow,” get it?

Anyway, I seriously doubt I — er, the women — will get a chance to see this released in the US, but it’s probably pretty easy to get the Japanese version…

About Efren

Efren is a 30-something queer Filipino American guy living in San Francisco. In the past, he was a wanna-be academic even teaching in Asian American studies at San Francisco State, a wanna-be queer rights and HIV activist, and he used to "blog" when that meant spewing one's college student angst using a text editor on a terminal screen to write in a BBS or usenet back in the early 90s. For all his railing against the model minority myth, he's realized he's done something only a few people can claim--getting into UCSF twice, once for a PhD program in medical sociology which he left; and then for pharmacy school, where he'll be a member of the class of '13. He apologizes profusely for setting the bar unintentionally high for his cousins. blog twitter
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