And this weekend’s “I am an assclown” tweet goes to Golf Digest’s Dan Jenkins about Y. E. Yang, a South Korean golfer playing at the same Masters tournament as Tiger Woods this weekend: “Y.E. Yang is only three shots off the lead. I think we got takeout from him last night.” GET IT?! BECAUSE HE’S ASIAN. Although Yang must be a serious hard worker if he’s playing championship golf while working nights at the local Korean restaurant — wait, what do you MEAN Jenkins is being sarcastic?! Or that he’s probably assuming he’s Chinese? Tiger, I know you’re busy trying to have people forget about that whole “I’ve cheated with about fourteen blond girls thing,” but if you just happen to bash this guys headlights in with a nine iron, I’ll personally never say a bad thing about you again.
(Hat tip: Chris Y, David Z)
