Oh, Tila Tequila. Remember when people took her seriously? (Okay, maybe “half-seriously” as opposed to “none-seriously” today.) We praised her ability to market herself from just being “a simple import model” around three years ago, but then she went batshit crazy, got choked (or maybe not) by her boyfriend and then her lesbian wife died of an overdose of diabetes. (Or maybe not.)
Now she has tentatively blamed an alter ego for a suicide attempt and is reportedly on the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. Wow, this would all be really ABCs after-school special or tragic my-life-in-three-minutes rocker music video; all we need is another Asian girl who’s just as much of a hot mess as she is.
