When a video of a young Asian boy dancing (in full costume) to Christina Aguilera’s Burlesque appears online, OF COURSE we’re going to do something about it.
Moye: How about this?
Ernie: Oh my god
Ernie: This is the same kid that did Wondergirls.
Ernie: I swear he’s being exploited.
Moye: It is the same boy!
Ernie: Where do they find stockings for 5 year old boys?
Moye: They’re for girls, DUH.
Moye: WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS?
Ernie: THEY ARE BEHIND THE CAMERA.
Moye: HAHAHAHA
Ernie: WHY DOES HIS DRESS HAVE HANDPRINTS ON THEM?
Moye: I DON’T KNOW.
Moye: OMG THE LIGHT FLASHES. HOME MADE STROBE LIGHT.
Ernie: I’m too busy rocking myself back and forth to notice.
Seriously, who is this kid?