Since I’ve already written articles about Asian men and penis size and about Asian women and vagina size, I figured I might as well go for the trifecta and write about Asian woman and breast size.
So do Asian women have the smallest breasts of all the races?
I think it’s safe to say the general perception is that they do. The stereotypical Asian woman is petite with a small butt, chest, and apparently vagina. But is it true?
According to the World Map of Average Breast Size, Asian women seem to have an average “A” breast cup size. Although, I would be remiss not to point out that fact that South Asian women are bigger with an average “B” breast cup. Go South Asians!
But how accurate is this map?
I Googled for about an hour and found nothing. Well, nothing that was definite. Or rather, I should write, nothing I would bet my life on or cite with confidence. Most of the sites seemed to be based on anecdotal or personal experience.
If I had to make an educated guess, I would say that similar to penises and vaginas, race does not play a factor in breast size. All women are different and other factors such as height, weight, diet, and genetics play a bigger role in determining the size of one’s breasts.
From personal experience, I have known Asian women with huge breasts and I have known Asian women with small breasts. I could say the same thing about African American women, Caucasian women, and Latinas that I know.
To illustrate my point, here are a bunch of pictures of women with big breasts:
Okay, there was no real point to those pictures other than I enjoyed the “research.”
An interesting fact (that has nothing to do with this article) that I thought I’d include is that the average breast has increased from 34B to 36c in the last five years. Isn’t that interesting?
In the end, I know that this whole article is rather inane and immature. The whole point of breasts is to feed babies, not for the pleasure of men. (I hope one day to be mature enough to say that with a straight face.) In all seriousness though, any statement that begins with “All [fill in race] have big/small [whatever]” is probably racist and not totally accurate.
One of the editors of 8Asians wanted me to end this article in the following manner: “I wasn’t able to come to a final conclusion due to the lack of research. In order to help continue this very scientific study, please email photos of your boobs to koji[a]8asians.com.” I wouldn’t say no to an inbox full of “research.”
