VIRAL LIKE SARS: Dan Adler For Congress “Stick Together” Commercial

This commercial for the Dan Adler For Congress campaign raises so many questions but answers so little. Why is there a cheesy looking Asian dude leaning across the doorway of a cleaners? Why can’t he button his shirt? Why is there a girl awkwardly holding onto his arm like she can’t stand on her own? Why does that lady’s voice grate on my voice so much? Why can’t my mom ever raise her voice and say “I have issues!,”  even though that would probably be for a totally different commercial? Why does she rudely interrupt Dan Adler by proclaiming that she’s Korean? What does that have to do with Medicare? Why do I feel creepy when Dan admits that he has a Korean wife? Is it because it reminds me of every time some white guy tries to connect with me by telling me about how many Asian people he knows? Why is the lady surprised that Dan Adler is Jewish and has a Korean wife? Do Jewish and Korean people stick together? Should they? What should they send to Congress? What did that lady just say? Did she just ask a question but made it sound like a statement? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?