VIRAL LIKE SARS: Little Asian Kid Masters XBox Kinect’s Dance Central

When I was a kid, I lacked just enough social skills to get a copy of Typing Tutor and speed up my typing to 85 words per minute; my mom would take me to the mall and when we passed by the typewriter section (I know!) I would run up to a typewriter on demo mode and type in “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” over and over again just to see the reaction I would get. This YouTube video is the 2011 version of that, except the little kid is chest popping to Rhianna’s “Disturbia” at a Microsoft Store instead of typing whole sentences at a Sears, which is so late 90s anyway.

I swear, little Asian kids mastering XBox’s Dance Central is the new Little Asian kids mastering Dance Dance Revolution.