Lady Gaga Wants to Adopt a Baby from South Asia

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Ernie

Aww guys, isn’t this cute?  According to a recent article by Gather Celebs, a friend of Lady Gaga has said “that she wants her designer baby to come from Asia, perhaps Nepal, India, or Bangladesh.” And when you think about it, a brown baby would make a perfect accessory to her next red carpet appearance, a nice compliment to her dead Kermit dress, her meat dress and that egg/womb thing that she got carried in that one time at some awards show. And if that Bangladeshi child ever asks why mama looks so different than her, Lady Gaga can simply reply that they were Born This Way. (See what I did there? Sorry. My bad.)

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I'm the creator of 8 Asians and one of the editors. While I'm a regular blogger to the site as well, think of my role as Barbara Walters on "The View," except without the weird white hair. During the day, I'm a Developer for a major Internet company and live in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've also been writing in my blog, littleyellowdifferent.com, for seven years.
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