Aww guys, isn’t this cute? According to a recent article by Gather Celebs, a friend of Lady Gaga has said “that she wants her designer baby to come from Asia, perhaps Nepal, India, or Bangladesh.” And when you think about it, a brown baby would make a perfect accessory to her next red carpet appearance, a nice compliment to her dead Kermit dress, her meat dress and that egg/womb thing that she got carried in that one time at some awards show. And if that Bangladeshi child ever asks why mama looks so different than her, Lady Gaga can simply reply that they were Born This Way. (See what I did there? Sorry. My bad.)
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