File this under “new to me” as well as “dude is Asian so we’re totally allowed to blog about this:” A man in the Philippines is reported to have multiple cosmetic surgeries to look like Superman. Note that if you’re looking for specifics, we’re talking about 1980’s “Christopher Reeves before he fell off a horse” Superman with the square jaw and the white man jeri curl, rather than the more approachable “at least you’re a quarter Asian Dean Cain” Superman or even “I’m an emo teenager on WB’s Smallville” Superman.
As for how 35 year old Herbert Chavez pays for all these plastic surgeries, it’s surely from all the money that he earns as a beauty pageant coach. Which makes sense, really – shouldn’t the trainer you spend money on to make you look as perfect as possible be as perfect as possible? It’s like a eat your own dog food thing, except by “eat” I mean “wear,” and by “dog food” I mean “ridiculous red and blue tights.”
