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Author Archives: Ernie
Writer Dan Jenkins Thinks Golfer YE Yang is a Delivery Guy
And this weekend’s “I am an assclown” tweet goes to Golf Digest’s Dan Jenkins about Y. E. Yang, a South Korean golfer playing at the same Masters tournament as Tiger Woods this weekend: “Y.E. Yang is only three shots off … Continue reading
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“Taiwanese Susan Boyle” Would Also Like You To Know He Dances, Too
So in case you decided to take your “I’m Taking a Break From the Internet” moment over the past 36 hours, you’ve missed a YouTube clip of Eric Lin — otherwise known as Lin Yu-chun — hit a note-for-note rendition … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Music, Viral Like SARS, WTF
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Pudgy Taiwanese Guy in Tuxedo Sounds Like Whitney Houston
Okay folks, here’s your viral video of the day: it’s got the standard Susan Boyle-esque elements, but instead of Britain’s Got Talent, it’s the Taiwanese Idol-clone One Million Star, and instead of crazy cat lady turned diva Susan Boyle, we … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Music, Viral Like SARS
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Guy Asks Whether Asian or White Drunk Girls are More Annoying
34 year old Philip Huang is a self-described performance artist out of Berkeley, California, described by the East Bay Express as having “a special talent for digesting life and creating spectacle.” Yep, “creating spectacle” would be an accurate way to … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, San Francisco Bay Area, WTF
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Links: Cosplay Performances, NYC Eats
A cosplay performer plays on the edge of reality (SF Public Press) A Google Map of the best Chinese bakeries and restaurants in NYC’s Chinatown. (via Stan and Jenny8Lee) The Definitive History of Asian Men Dating Outside Their Race (Complex) … Continue reading
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The 8Asians Writers Talk About: Asians and Sleep
Our internal e-mail lists have us discussing all kinds of stuff: Asian American identity, representation in the media, the experiences of activism in an academia setting and its progression as we transition to the working, adult world. And sometimes, we … Continue reading
Posted in Lifestyles, Observations, TalkAbout
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Japanese American Gunman Charged in Teacher’s Slaying
A lawyer representing a 54-year-old Japanese man who was charged Tuesday in the fatal shooting of a Pasadena art college instructor said his client had become upset after hearing his wife subjected to “a racial and sexual slur.” The charged … Continue reading
Chinese and Doughnuts: A California Mystery
In California, you see a lot of doughnut shops that double as Chinese food restaurants – there is one down the block from my house in San Francisco, and I can think of at least three other restaurants in the … Continue reading
Posted in (simple), Food & Drink
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Ke$ha Parody Music Video Features Asian Dude as Leia
Happy Friday, kids. Happy Friday. (Note: The Asian Dude is Eddie King of Teddie Films and the video was done for Ke$ha’s Tik Tok video contest.)
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14 Years Ago Today: Bert is Evil
It’s pretty difficult to believe if you’re an Internet junkie veteran like I am, but fourteen years ago my friend Dino Ignatio created a little website called Bert is Evil. While the original website has long been taken down, internet … Continue reading
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In Vitro Fertilization Less Successful for Asian Americans
A study by Stanford University shows that in vitro fertilization are less successful for Asian American women than white women; while Asian-American women responded to medications used to stimulate the ovaries to produce eggs at the same rates as their … Continue reading
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Tekken Movie Looks Like Tekken
We’ve had movie versions of Mortal Kombat that was kinda campy but watchable, and we’ve had movie versions of Street Fighter which were pretty bad to downright terrible. Now video gaming males from ages 18-35 — and Moye, ha ha … Continue reading
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