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Author Archives: Ernie
Anoop Desai Gets Eliminated from American Idol
Usually, when 8Asians blogs about American Idol it’s usually a stroke of death: Paul Kim, heralded as the anti-William Hung, gets quickly ushered out over a terrible cover of Careless Whisper. Ramiele Malubay was okay but fizzled out in the … Continue reading
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Kero One’s “Welcome to the Bay”
Right now it’s a gorgeous day in San Francisco — mid-80’s, hands down the nicest day to date this year — so really, there’s no way I can not blog about Kero One‘s Welcome to the Bay, the rapper’s homage … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Music, San Francisco Bay Area
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LEGENDmag Interviews Keep Company’s Una Kim
My good friend kc! is one of the guys behind LEGENDmag, a magazine devoted to independent culture and living. Their latest issue features an interview with Una Kim, who worked in marketing, branding and trend forecasting in NYC before becoming … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Lifestyles
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Mixed Company of Yale’s “Single Asians” Isn’t Very Funny
People that go to Yale University live in another Universe. While most students at other school are clearly content with beating their own pledges (or killing the pledges at other fraternities), undergrads at Yale join weird fucking societies with skulls … Continue reading
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NSFW: Justine Lai Paints Herself Having Sex with US Presidents
What is the meaning of modern art, anyway? Is it meant to shock and titillate? Is it meant to question the surroundings around us and start a conversation? Even if art as a whole isn’t meant to make a statement, … Continue reading
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San Francisco: Hyphen Magazine’s SIX in the City Party
Before there were blogs, there was actual magazines. (You know, magazines? Printed on paper? That you old in your hands and turn the pages?) Hyphen Magazine is one such magazine catered to the Asian American community, and the fact that … Continue reading
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Asian American Fraternity Hazing Profiled in the Media
It’s a rough week to be the PR spokesman of Lambda Phi Epsilon, the nation’s most visible Asian American fraternity this week. The Daily Beast recently did a story about the unspoken physical hazing in Asian American fraternities, and was … Continue reading
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Lone White Girl at BoA Show Clearly Wants to Be on the Other Side of the Mall
Every once in a while, I get e-mails of images from PR agencies; this PR package included a photo from BoA’s recent performance at Universal CityWalk with a crowd photo, for some reason. Very well, then. Check out the girl … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Music, Southern California
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BoA’s Self-Titled Album Debuts This Week
So after all the hype, two videos, media interviews in English and performances in smaller venues as an iterative experiment on how to properly market a Korean pop star in the United States, BoA has finally released her self-titled English … Continue reading
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