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VIRAL LIKE SARS: Kevin O of Pentatonix Can Beatbox, Speak Chinese and Play Cello Better Than You
I watch The Sing Off (so sue me), which is basically a singing competition for a capella groups that ends up being less American Idol and X-Factor and more like Glee. After the introductory piece to a capella group Pentatonix … Continue reading
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Top 8 Rejected Names for Chipotle’s Asian Restaurant ShopHouse
Here at 8Asians, we’re fascinated with the idea of ShopHouse, the Asian-inspired spin-off of the one-step above Fast Food restaurant chain Chipotle. While none of us live in Washington DC, where the first (and as of now, only) store is … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink
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Mayoral Race Between Ed Lee and Leland Yee May Be First Televised Asian-on-Asian Smear Campaign
You know it’s 2011 in San Francisco when there’s anywhere from nine to 37 mayoral candidates running for office, at least five major candidates are Asian and pretty much all of them lean Democrat, or at least, left of political … Continue reading
Posted in Current Events, Local, Politics, San Francisco Bay Area
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VIRAL LIKE SARS: The Asian Internet Forum Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvASs6gKTxY&feature=player_embedded “I stumbled across this amazing internet discussion thread that you have to see. It’s got comments by these teenage Asian girls, a handful of Asian guys and like a couple of white dudes.” “And I set the entire discussion … Continue reading
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Facebook’s Most Common Users Are Asian American Young Adult Females
Via Times of India: “Based on the profile of the type of Internet user who is most likely to use Facebook by the Nielsen report, the person is an Asian-American female between the age of 18 and 34, lives in … Continue reading
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Why Aren’t More Chinese Americans Republican?
Via myFDL: “… Many immigrants, such as Cuban-Americans and Vietnamese-Americans, vote strongly Republican. There is a very simple explanation for why this is so, an explanation that requires merely one word: Communism. […] There are a lot of Chinese Americans … Continue reading
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Congrats, Mooncakes from the Mid-Autumn Festival: You are the New Fruitcake
For the Chinese, Vietnamese and appropriate Americans out there: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! One of the traditional Chinese holidays with a ridiculously long history that I don’t really know much about because I’m American, the Mid-Autumn Festival to me is the … Continue reading
Posted in Food & Drink, History, Lifestyles
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VIRAL LIKE SARS: Jenny Zhang’s Kinda Cheesy Action Sequence
Happy Friday, kids – for your completely random YouTube clip of the day, here is actress Jenny Zhang kicking the living bejesus out of two white guys who dare to mug her in the parking lot of a Whole Foods. … Continue reading
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Kung Fu Panda 2’s Jennifer Yuh Nelson Becomes Highest Grossing Female Director
“DreamWorks Animation SKG, Inc. today announced that its summer blockbuster, Kung Fu Panda 2, has grossed over $650 million globally to date, making Jennifer Yuh Nelson the highest-grossing female director of a film at the worldwide box office.” Yay! Well, … Continue reading
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Asian American Student Chris Jeon Joins Libyan Rebellion on Craziest Vacation Ever
Chris Jeon, 21 year old UCLA math student, is having a more interesting summer vacation than you are. While you’re hanging out at The Grove decided whether or not to have your Auntie Annie’s pretzel with extra mustard, Chris bought … Continue reading
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Gawker: Integrated School Cafeterias Eradicate Racism, Not Talking About Racism
Kinda obvious news when you think about it, via Gawker: “You probably remember being in school and looking across the cafeteria at all the mysterious, differently-hued people huddled at their own table on the other side of the room and … Continue reading
Posted in (simple), Discrimination, Education
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